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Types Of Noises Guys Make During Sex! (Explicit + Funny AF)

Types Of Noises Guys Make During Sex! (Explicit + Funny AF)
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Every other person has a different way of moaning and making a noise. Well, let’s go through some of the noises guys make during sex. 

Whispering

Whispering
Image Credits – Unsplash

When they keep the “oh, f**k babe” too low to show they are “tough” but are totally into it. They sometimes like to keep it low because Sanskriti and Tanya are in the living room.

Panting

Panting
Image Credits – Twitter

This happens when they forget to breathe because their baby-boo is taking them to a high (which they are enjoying, if I may add) and their breathing gets shallower. 

Grunts

Image Credits – Pinterest

It is by far the HOTTEST and most acceptable way of saying “I am loving it”. It gives unimaginable confidence to the other person because they know it’s because of them. Grunts + thrust = AMAZEBALLS

Slurping

Slurping
Image Credits – Taraj Media Hub

This is the ultimate state where they forget that they have to swallow the saliva that they forgot to swallow because the RIDE is GOOD.

Little Groans

Little Groans
Image Credits – Abigail Eveline Photography

Known as the “library voice”, TBH this is extremely hot, the guy isn’t loud but the groans are breath-taking. Also, when this is done against your neck or ear, um, pure bliss.  

Dirty Talking

Dirty Talking
Image Credits – Pinterest

Some people enjoy it but some don’t. It’s a very interactive way but super cringe, too.  

Yelling

Yelling
Image Credits – Tumblr Gallery

“Oh, you like that?”, “who’s your D***dy?”! I mean, calm down, Mario. We get it that you are into it but CALM DOWN! The sex is good but stop cheering for the team, please.

Low Moans

Low Moans
Image Credits – Beloved Stories

This is the sign of a very shy and self-conscious guy who is enjoying every bit of what he is getting. It sure does sound like he is reciting some prayer in your ear but GO FOR IT, boo! This is beautiful. 

Heavy Breathing

Heavy Breathing
Image Credits – Sara K Blanco Photography

The best of them all: heavy breathing. They might not grunt, talk, or anything like that but the heavy breathing is more than enough to keep it hot. Heavy breaths are the way to one’s heart and everywhere else :). 

Silent

Silent
Image Credits – Fresh In Love

*crickets chirping* this is where things get awkward and creepy. This is so silent that you are confused, I mean “what-do-we-do-with-that?”  

Screaming

Screaming
Image Credits – Pride

This only happens when they are enjoying it 100% or their wood is broken. 

Read also: Turn-ons For Men And Women.

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Written by Sakshi Joshi

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